City Now

Billy’s Dream

Billy’s Thoughts

Tommy Evans

Graeme Crawford

Possibly the best Scottish keeper ever

Darren Craddock

Gary Rhodes

Ex Rangers defender who could have gone onto play for Scotland if hadn’t donned a silly white hat. Meanwhile, Darren, from the old cookery school, doesn’t approve of nutmegs or being roasted by opposing forwards.

James Dudgeon

Sol Campbell

Good scoring record from set pieces but needs to maintain concentration better

Dave McGurk

Rio Ferdinand

Whilst Rio shows tremendous loyalty to the biggest offer. David shows the same loyalty to City having signed for us on 4 separate occasions

Nathan Peat

Ben Thatcher

First class ability at engaging body before brain

Mark Convery

David Beckham

Rarely beats a man with his pace nowadays, but can still occasionally put over a decent cross

Neil Bishop

Owen Hargreaves

Didn’t immediately win over all the fans, but his attributes are now indispensable

Manny Panther

Patrick Vieira

Former giant midfield enforcer plus who may now have to give ay to younger guns in midfield

Steve Bowey

Joe Cole

Under rated performer whose displays in the difficult to fill number 11 shirt have made us forget the nondescripts who previously filled the shirt with shame

Clayton Donaldson

Paulo Wanchope

"When I first saw Clayton play he reminded me of Paulo Wanchope", Billy McEwan

Craig Farrell

Gary Bull

The perfect role model for Farrell, works hard, looks classy and didn’t score goals. I dream that Craig can score as many goals as Gary's cousin Steve

Subs:

Arran Reid

Scott Carson

In the right place at the right time

Alex Rhodes

Wayne Rooney

Great young talent

Lewis McMahon

Steve Nicol

Another ex Sheffield Wednesday and Notts County midfielder. It remains to be seen whether Lewis will make the grade with Liverpool and Scotland

Daniel Parslow

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With this team , I could go with 4 subs like I did at Crawley (and this team wouldn’t lose 3-0)

Martyn Woolford

Martyn Woolford

Potentially impossible to replace